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Extraordinary Cabaret of Dorian Gray at The Basement
extraordinary cabaret of dorian gray

Stewart Lee at The Basement
Stewart Lee 41st Best Stand-Up Ever A Channel 4 survey in March named Stewart (Fist Of Fun, Jerry Springer The Opera) the 41st best stand-up ever. If you only see fifty comedians in your lifetime, make him your 41st. "Lee is pushing the form like nobody else. Awkward, thrilling stuff." ...

Pole Dance Beginner Course at Zoo Bar
After five years of running pole dancing lessons, Polestars pole dancing courses are the best and most comprehensive in the country. Our teachers are chosen not only for their skills in pole dancing, but their ability to explain and demonstrate the moves clearly as well as their vibrant and bubbl...

Mrs Warren's Profession at Comedy Theatre
What is Mrs Warren's profession? Her daughter, Vivie, has never really known much about her mother. A prim young woman, she has enjoyed a comfortable upbringing, a Cambridge education, a generous monthly allowance and now has ambitions to go into Law. Is it conceivable that all this privilege ...

Why? at Heaven
why?For more details please visit: ticketweb

The Vagina Monologues at New Players Theatre
After a critically acclaimed sell-out run in Kingston, Hot Fudge are bringing their production of Eve Ensler's Vagina Monologues to Islington. 5 performers perform various pieces about different women's experiences of their 'Down Theres'. A funny, witty, heartwarming and thought provoking product...Louise Pendry
Lara Badea
Sakina Ballard
Yvonne Gordon
Ruth Kestenbaum
Jasmine Pender
Aren Devlin
Alison Playford
Ilona Saic
Emilie Cohen-Boulakia
Anastasia Travers
Grace Pieniazek
Tamsin Clarke
Stephanie Frances O'Brien

Vagina Monologues at New Players Theatre
The Vagina Monologues returns to Leeds for 3 performances only starring Lesley Joseph, Wendi Peters, Nikki Sanderson and Cathy Tyson. Based on author Eve Ensler's 'Vagina Interviews' conducted with women from all around the world, this hilariously witty and moving collection of tales gives voi...

Burlesque Beginners Course at MyHotel Bloomsbury
Polestars burlesque will teach you to release you sexiness and use your femininity in to charm and tease! Guaranteed to be a giggle, burlesque not only helps you to build confidence but it will change the way you see your body too. Polestars burlesque will push your comfort zone and leave feeling...

Thao With The Get Down Stay Down at Borderline
thao with the get down stay downFor more details please visit: ticketweb

Domestic Goddi at The Albany
domestic goddi

Comedy Camp, Ian Stone, Fay Presto, Angie McEvo... at Barcode
comedy camp, ian stone, fay presto, angie mcevoy, james redmond, simon happily

Skills Exchange: The Producers Panel at Queens Head
Artists Anonymous presents *Skills Exchange: The Producers Panel* Welcome to the first Skills Exchange of 2010! Have you ever wondered how to get a producer involved in your projects? What exactly is a producers role in a project? Do you want to become a producer your self? This is you...Charlie Swallow

White Heat, Foreign Office, Lost Cavalry, Ray D... at Madame JoJo's
white heat, foreign office, lost cavalry, ray dar vees

Blood Wedding at Bridewell Theatre
By Federico Garcia Lorca Adapted by Tanya Ronder Directed by Lara Muth The Groom has proposed. The gifts are exchanged. The Bride longs for the wedding night. But what of the Horseman who loved her first? Lorca wrote his classic romantic tragedy in 1932, after fellow artist Salvador Dali ...Evan Regueira

Borges & 1, Idle Motion at Camden People's Theatre
borges & 1, idle motion

Sketches at Water Rats Theatre
sketches

Audio Bullys at Scala
Audio Bullys burst onto the scene back in 2003 with their debut album 'Ego War', hailed as one of the critical albums to reignite a fading state of U.K dance music. Five years on with their second album under their belt, and their groundbreaking sound is still making waves in the underground danc...

Electroacoustic Club presents, Songs Of John Ma... at The Slaughtered Lamb
electroacoustic club presents, songs of john martyn, phillip henry

Rip her to Shreds at Old Red Lion
rip her to shredsFrancis Adams

Fun Lovin' Criminals at KOKO
The Fun Lovin' Criminals are an alternative rap / alternative rock group from New York City, United States. Their music is a blend of many styles, most notably hip hop, rock, blues, and jazz, and their songs often deal with everyday life in New York City and most big cities: organized crime, drug...

Hed Pe, Threat Signal, Attila at Underworld
hed pe, threat signal, attila

Dostoevsky's The Double at White Bear
dostoevsky's the double

Wittank at Etcetera Theatre
Sketch Comedy

Extraction at Etcetera Theatre
extraction

Three Good Wives at Little Angel
US based company Inkfish return to Little Angel with their original puppet theater piece that takes contemporary US and UK military wives' stories and weaves them with mytho-historic heroines: Penelope from Homer's Odyssey, Mandodari from the Ramayana, and Scheherazade from The Arabian Nights. Th...Anna-Maria Nabirye

Foul Tide at Courtyard Theatre
FOUL TIDE by William Stanton Directed By June Abbott Foul Tide is based loosely on events that took place in a small fishing community in South Devon between 1897 and 1917. In the shadow of the First World War, the play brings into sharp focus the harsh realities for a traditional community c...Martyn Hill
Olivia Matthews

Blakfish at The Old Blue Last
blakfish

Memoirs of a Hermaphrodite at Oval House Theatre
memoirs of a hermaphrodite

Gent's Evening - Lube Up Gents: Adding some sli... at Sh! Women's Erotic Emporium
Wondering what all the fuss about warming lube is about? Don't thin you need extra juice as you produce plenty on your own? Or, experiencing an uncomfortable, dry spell and need some useful advice? Enjoy a complimentary cup of tea or coffee whilst part-taking in the fun touch n' taste session;...

BRIT INSURANCE DESIGNS OF THE YEAR 2010, Oscars... at Design Museum
brit insurance designs of the year 2010, oscars of the design world

BRIT INSURANCE DESIGNS OF THE YEAR 2010, Oscars... at Design Museum
brit insurance designs of the year 2010, oscars of the design world, entry price reduced due to closure of 2nd floor

Jonny Berliner's Front Room at Roundhouse
Following the success of our first session last season, the JCC Front Room returns - this time hosted by rising singer songwriter Jonny Berliner at the Roundhouse. Jonny Berliner has been gigging since 2000 and has notched up many hundreds of performances across the UK and the world. He relea...

I'll Always Think Of You That Way at Pleasance
i'll always think of you that way

SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY, musical by Adam Rolston, D... at Wiltons Music Hall
sentimental journey, musical by adam rolston, directed by alvin rakoff

Nobody’s Home, by Grafted Cede & Theatre Témoin at The Blue Elephant
nobody’s home, by grafted cede & theatre témoin

Antonio Forcione & Adriano Adewale at Vortex
Hailed as the 'Jimi Hendrix of the acoustic guitar', multi-award-winning Forcione is considered one of the most charismatic and inventive performers in Europe. With Brazilian percussionist Adriano Adewale the duo take inspiration from Zimbabwe, Jamaica and Spain.

Houston, We Have A Problem / Come As U R at Landor Theatre
Houston, we have a problem... David returns home from a business trip with a surprise for his mother....a wife. But Dora is not best pleased with her son's choice. Can David convince his mother that Gemma is the one? And will Dora find space in her heart to accept her? Come as...Pete Picton
Lynne O'Sullivan
Tim Gambrell
Caroline Langston

A Day At The Racists at Finborough Theatre
a day at the racists

Peter & Vandy at Theatre503
peter & vandy

Laughing Horse New Act of the Year Quarter Fina... at Tournament
laughing horse new act of the year quarter final, up to 14 new acts, compere snorri kristjansson, audience voting to select the winners

Chronicles of Long Kesh at Tricycle
chronicles of long kesh

Hanley Arts Show at Lauderdale House
The show will feature strong original paitings in all media, from charcoal to oils, and on all subjects, from landscape to abstract. Please phone Lauderdale House for weekend opening times

The way of the world at Barons Court
"THE WAY OF THE WORLD" by William Congreve This entertaining play is about money, sex, power, appearances, deception, and finally, love. Mirabell and Millamant love each other, but they endlessly deceive other people, and each other, in order to achieve that love. A comedy of elegance, c...Dan Young
David Phipps-Davis
Andrew Futaishi
Grace Rowe
Bethan Clark
Daphne Alexander
Jenny Perry
Joe Cronin
Milanka Brooks
Nathan Nolan
Paul Isaacs
Philip Mansfield
Robert Pearce
Sarah Humphreys
Sophie Bickerstaff
Viv Creegor

Buddy - The Buddy Holly Story at Upstairs at the Gatehouse
Buddy - The Buddy Holly Story 15th March - 18th April 2010 Buddy has been seen by over 20 million people around the world, working its way through 150,000 guitar strings and picking up two Laurence Olivier Award nominations along the way. Featuring a host of hit greatest hits - including...Nick Sayce
Gary Bowman
Jon Varley
John Banister
Tim Sweeney
Darren Coopland
Dean Elliott
Kerry James
Sean Needham
Gavin Barnes
Hayley Berkley
Greg Last
Mike Lloyd
Wendy Paver
Lucia Rovardi
Matthew Wycliffe
Freya Morris
Lee Ormsby
Miguel Angel
Colin McGregor
Alex Marshall
Jason Blackwater
Alex Wadham
Mary Anne Coleman
Emily Altneu
Racky Plews

'Missing' series 2 episode 2 at BBC Television Centre
A teenage girl has gone missing. A threatening young man is suspected.

Yard Gal: Takeover Festival, written by Rebecca... at Albany
yard gal: takeover festival, written by rebecca prichard, directed by stef o'driscoll

Blavatsky's Tower at Brockley Jack Theatre
Simon James Collier & Fallen Angel Theatre in association with Brockley Jack Studio Theatre present Blavatsky's Tower By Moira Buffini Directed by Chris Loveless 'A refreshingly dizzying perspective on that cornerstone of dysfunction - the family.' Time Out 'A truly remarkable ...

Darwin in Malibu at South London Theatre
Malibu, California. The present. Charles Darwin has wound up in a beach house overlooking the Pacific with a girl young enough to be his daughter. One hundred and forty-five years have passed since the publication of The Origin of Species, and over a hundred and twenty years since Darwin's own de...

We'll Meet Again at Elgiva Theatre
Audience's can relive the spirit of the Forties in a wonderful afternoon performance of Hits from the Blitz, with lots of singalong tunes that will bring back warm memories. The celebration show pay's tribute to the legendary RADIO stars of the war years, Vera Lynn, Donald Peers, Gracie Fields, ...

Portico Quartet at South Hill Park
The Portico Quartet are a fresh, uncliched re-synthesis and reinvention of music that's both pleasingly familiar and thrillingly new, like World Music from the future. With largely acoustic resources - percussion, bass and the now legendary Hang - they have conjured and refined a group signatu...

Up In The Air at Trinity Theatre
up in the air

We'll Always Have Paris at The Mill at Sonning
we'll always have paris

Absent Friends at The Haymarket
Past and present collide at the tea party from hell. Five old friends rally round to support their mutual friend Colin after the sudden death of his fiance. Organising a tea party to welcome him back proves to be the trigger for unresolved tensions among the group to resurface with a vengeance...

Richard Alston Dance Company at Brighton Dome
To Dance and Skylark Light Flooding into Darkened Rooms Overdrive Having recently celebrated 40 years of making dance, Richard Alston returns with an exquisite evening of classic and contemporary repertoire. Martin Lawrance's To Dance and Skylark (2009) is a celebration of Bach's colourf...

Jimmy Carr - Rapier Wit at New Theatre Oxford
A heady mix of artistic integrity, loyalty and avarice has put Jimmy back on the road. If you only see one comedy show this year… what's the matter with you? Get out more. A 'rapier' is the long sword of a gentleman. 'Rapier wit' is defined as clever, quick, intelligent humour. Please note,...

Ronan Keating at New Theatre Oxford
Ronan will be taking to the stage in February and March 2010 on a UK tour to showcase classic tracks from his album 'Songs For My Mother' released in March this year as well as performing some of his greatest hits. Supported by Liz McClarnon (Atomic Kitten).

The Ministry of Fear at Oxford Playhouse
With a powerful whiff of Hitchcock and echoes of film noir classic The Third Man, The Ministry of Fear is both a taut espionage thriller and unnerving portrait of a mind in freefall. Renowned for creating exciting and imaginative work, Theatre Alibi brings its unique style to Graham Greene's surr...

Henry IV at OFS Studio
A new adaptation of Shakespeare's great history plays - two and a half hours of fast-paced action. Kings and nobles, rogues and vagabonds, princes and paupers all collide in a performance of energy and vitality. Following the huge success of their production of 'The History Boys', Oxford Triptych...

Play On. A play by Rick Abbott at Sharnbrook Mill Theatre Trust
The actors are squabbling, the tech goes awry, the author keeps rewriting the script! A recipe for a hit? Definitely not, but it is a recipe for sidesplitting belly laughs! Rick Abbott's hilarious comedy about the trials and tribulations of an amateur drama group rehearsing and performing a murde...

Lupen Crook at The Cellars
lupen crookMusic - GeneralFor more details please visit: http://www.wegottickets.com/af/34/event/29347 Please see www.electroacousticclub.com or www.myspace.com/electroacousticclub for more information.

Zebrahead at Talking Heads
zebrahead Plus Support TBA(Live Punk/Ska/Rock Show)Bring ID for AlcoholFree Entry to DJ Night in The Furnace after the show for over 18's

An Education (12) at Lymington Community Centre
Coming-of-age drama set in 1960s London, adapted for the screen by novelist Nick Hornby from the memoirs of journalist Lynn Barber. Jenny (Carey Mulligan) is an intelligent young woman on the brink of her 17th birthday, destined for a promising yet somewhat narrow future at Oxford University and ...

See you at the barre at Bedworth Civic Hall
An evening of dance and song from some ofthe region's finest performing arts students.

National Space Centre Day Entry, We Are Astrono... at National Space Centre
national space centre day entry, we are astronomers show

HOWLBACK HUM feat. SAM JAMES HILL at Norwich Arts Centre
Master Solo, Milly, eLsuB, Kayleigh Read 8PM

A Midsummer Nights Dream at Norwich Playhouse
Join a professional cast of 15 in this iconic comedy of lovers and mistaken identities. The role of Bottom will be played by a headline 'Comedy Store' & 'Jongleurs' Comedian.Harry Denford
Cheska Moon
Jennifer Healy
Katie_anna Whiting
Robert Eldridge
Mercedes Petra Forde
Christopher Slater

Bluesday Tuesday: The Sharks at The RoadHouse Birmingham
Blues Funk Soul and Jazz

Burlesque Course at Britannia Hotel
Polestars burlesque will teach you to release you sexiness and use your femininity in to charm and tease! Guaranteed to be a giggle, burlesque not only helps you to build confidence but it will change the way you see your body too. Polestars burlesque will push your comfort zone and leave feeling...

Pole Dance Taster at O Bar
Polestars is the UK's largest independent alternative fitness school, teaching women from all walks of life how to dance for fun and fitness. Since their launch in 2002, Polestars have taught over 60,000 women through their courses and hen parties. A one off taster session is the perfect way t...

Men of the World at Swan
Men of the World by John Godber Have you ever been on a coach holiday or just a day trip and wondered what the jovial coach driver actually thought of you and your fellow passengers? In the style of Bouncers and Shakers, John Godber reveals all in the shape od Stick, Larry and Frank, three...

Gala Concert at Sutton Coldfield Town Hall
Schools Concert

New Model Army at Fiddlers Nightclub
Old Skool Punk Band back on the Road

New Model Army + The Almighty at Fiddlers Nightclub
new model army + the almighty

sinfonia ViVA at The Royal Centre
Andre de Ridder conductor Freddy Kempf piano Ravel Le Tombeau de Couperin Schumann Piano Concerto Meredith Fringeflower Beethoven Symphony No.2

Once A Catholic at Brewhouse Arts Centre
Once a Catholic - always a Catholic! Or so they'd have us believe... But Mary O'Malley's hilarious comedy of life in a 1950s London convent school puts that claim on the line. The play follows the exploits of class 5a during their O Levels. The girls - including innocent Mary Mooney, saucy Mar...

The Beauty Queen of Leenane at Arena Theatre
by Martin McDonagh Set in the mountains of Connemara, County Galway, The Beauty Queen of Leenane tells the sardonic tale of Maureen Folan, a plain, lonely woman in her early forties, and Mag, her manipulative, ageing mother, whose interference in Maureen's first and possibly final chance of a ...

Sound of Guns at Barfly
sound of guns

Reaper in Sicily, Dirty Youth, Sound The Attack... at CLwb Ifor Bach
reaper in sicily, dirty youth, sound the attack, i am absolute

TSFD Collective at Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama
An evening of sonic installations, cameos and audio vignettes with current RWCMD Creative Music Technology Master's student Edward Millington who is specializing in installation and intermedia. Venue: Sir Geraint Evans Recital Room, Royal Welsh College of Music & Drama

Wuthering Heights at Lyceum
Passionate and obsessive, Cathy and Heathcliff's love is as unruly and dangerous as the Yorkshire moors surrounding them. Inseparable as children, their affection deepens into a devastating force that even death cannot destroy. With an original score by celebrated composer Claude-Michel Schön...

Surface Unsigned North Stage 1 16/03/10 at Jabez Clegg
Band Line Up; DIABOLISS, HAYABUSA, THE WRITERS, THE PRETTY SILOUETTES, JOKERZ, LAVELLION, STONE COLD SOBER. Doors Open 19:00, 18+ Please note: Times and line-ups are subject to change. We therefore recommend arriving early. Please respect age restrictions. Please bring ID. For further in...

The Laughter Party at Babbacombe
All you need for a party will be right here at the BABBACOMBE THEATRE with a superb new show for 2010, THE LAUGHTER PARTY. We have fabulous lighting, great music, stunning costumes with feathers masks and lots of sparkle, gorgeous girls, handsome men, magical illusions and to top all that load...

Dreamboats And Petticoats at Leeds Grand Theatre
Inspired by the smash hit million selling albums DREAMBOATS AND PETTICOATS ONE, TWO and THREE, the West End sell out sensation DREAMBOATS AND PETTICOATS THE MUSICAL, features some of the greatest hit songs of the Rock 'n' Roll era. The dazzling success of the first three albums in the 'Dreambo...Chris Coxon
Bethany Compson-Bradford
Katie Pritchard

Hive Live at The Duchess
hive live

Spike Milligan's Adolf Hitler: My Part in his D... at Theatre Royal
Adapted for the stage by Ben Power and Tim Carroll Directed by Tim Carroll Spike Milligan's celebrated war memoirs take to the road once more in this gloriously absurd and exuberant hit comedy which has had both audiences and critics in stitches. High comedy and tragedy collide, as we foll...

Hansel & gretel at Everyman
KNEEHIGH THEATRE AND BRISTOL OLD VIC PRESENT HANSEL & GRETEL by Carl Grose 16 March - 3 April at 19:30 pm A Wonder Tale Hungry and alone in the forest, Hansel and Gretel are armed with their very last slice of bread. Will they eat to survive, or leave a ...

Afternoon Tea Dance at Lowther Pavilion
Ballroom & Sequence dancing with Michael Conradd at the Organ

The Colour of Nonsense by Forkbeard Fantasy at Dukes Theatre
Combining Forkbeard's famed mix of visual trickery, film and outlandish storylines The Colour of Nonsense is a comedy thriller which takes us on a journey through the shifting borderlands between sense and nonsense, burrowing into the puzzle of why we see the way we see. The Colour of Nonsense...

Liam Frost, Kate Agerskow, Components at Cluny
liam frost, kate agerskow, components

Opera Highlights, Essential Scottish Opera, Sco... at Heart of Hawick
opera highlights, essential scottish opera, scottish opera

Skindred, Guests at Studio 24
skindred, guests

Los Mondo Bongo, Fire Exit, Red Eyes at Rockers
los mondo bongo, fire exit, red eyes

Impressionistic Iridescence at Ramshorn Theatre
Pianist Roman Rudnytsky showcases the evocative harmonies of musical impressionism in selected works by Claude Debussy and Maurice Ravel. [Image attached] http://www.angelfire.com/music/romanpiano/index2.html Tuesday Lunchtime Music

Crow Road, Sebastian Dangerfield, Mike Nisbet, ... at Classic Grand
crow road, sebastian dangerfield, mike nisbet, andrea marini

Battery Farm, A Play, A Pie & A Pint at Oran Mor Glasgow
battery farm, a play, a pie & a pint

Strictly Come Dancing's Brian Fortuna & Kristin... at Millennium Forum
Two of the professional dancing stars of BBC TV's 'Strictly Come Dancing', Brian Fortuna and Kristina Rihanoff bring their amazing new show which will include dancing demonstrations and exhibitions; a question & answer session; workshops with audience participation and much, much more! So, get ou...

Cafe Scientifique with Cheryl Ashworth at Woodend Barn Arts Centre
Celebrating National Science and Engineering Week 2010, we continue our Cafe Scientifique Aberdeenshire series with Professor Cheryl Ashworth of the Roslin Institute and Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Science at the University of Edinburgh. Her research centres on factors affecting the quality...

Bill Dewar, Gordon Alexander, Jim Park, Lucy Ol... at SNAFU
bill dewar, gordon alexander, jim park, lucy oldham, andrew learmonth (mc)